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'Tis like  bad #haiku. Day after #NationalCheesecakeday @cheesecakefactory is #Trending on some hard core shine πŸ’Ž like #MichaelJacksonswhitesocks for having the #unhealthiest menu in America. πŸŽ‚ πŸš‘  #cheesecakefactoryproblems 😨

'Tis like bad #haiku. Day after #NationalCheesecakeday @cheesecakefactory is #Trending on some hard core shine πŸ’Ž like #MichaelJacksonswhitesocks for having the #unhealthiest menu in America. πŸŽ‚ πŸš‘ #cheesecakefactoryproblems 😨

Bwahahahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #ImDead… it’s sad that there is quite a few #Suckas who truly have adopted the #lifestyle of getting #Turntup b4 getting priorities #TurntIn Smh. Evening #Humor w/a heavy twist of #truth  #kermit #meme

Bwahahahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #ImDead… it’s sad that there is quite a few #Suckas who truly have adopted the #lifestyle of getting #Turntup b4 getting priorities #TurntIn Smh. Evening #Humor w/a heavy twist of #truth #kermit #meme

Funny thing about #Life is that it will pick prime moments to show you the #lessons one needs to have #clarity & #peace. #hadminetoday #lessonslearned #successmindset #spauldingdrive #quote

Funny thing about #Life is that it will pick prime moments to show you the #lessons one needs to have #clarity & #peace. #hadminetoday #lessonslearned #successmindset #spauldingdrive #quote

Every moment of failure will be endured as long as the focus on the realization of one’s ultimate #success. #successmindset #lessonslearned #life #realtalk #reality

Every moment of failure will be endured as long as the focus on the realization of one’s ultimate #success. #successmindset #lessonslearned #life #realtalk #reality

She is not a glass of wine 🍷 but damnit this baby is so fine. #Corona #love 🍻 #beer #BaldManChilling

She is not a glass of wine 🍷 but damnit this baby is so fine. #Corona #love 🍻 #beer #BaldManChilling

This was my jam back in the day when I was living wild & free. Late 80’-early 90’s. #nostalgia moment. #flashback #dontjudgemecuziminazone #RnB #music #computerlove #ZappAndRoger #CharlieWilson #GapBand #RealMusic #BaldManJamming

#BaldMan & his #wine are never parted. #duckhornwine #merlot #vino

#BaldMan & his #wine are never parted. #duckhornwine #merlot #vino

#Fountainsquarebrewery w/ @ash_nicole83 sipping on #NectarOfTheGods aka #BeerFlights 🍻 #beer cool little spot. Mad Cheap too. #BigPlus πŸ‘#sundayfunday

#Fountainsquarebrewery w/ @ash_nicole83 sipping on #NectarOfTheGods aka #BeerFlights 🍻 #beer cool little spot. Mad Cheap too. #BigPlus πŸ‘#sundayfunday

"They say a Woman cancels dates cuz she has to, and a Man cancels dates cuz he has 2! I got 2 dates, 1 w/ #Destiny; I need more baby, don’t think any less of me." ~ @myfabolouslife @datpiffmixtapes app. #DeNiroSaidYouGottaLeaveIn30secondsflat #Heat perfect #music while I finish my nightcap w/ #stevencovey #7habitsofhighlyeffectivepeople #onanotherlevel #focus #cantpauseforanything #beastnut #missionstatement #successmindset #evolution #spauldingdrive

"They say a Woman cancels dates cuz she has to, and a Man cancels dates cuz he has 2! I got 2 dates, 1 w/ #Destiny; I need more baby, don’t think any less of me." ~ @myfabolouslife @datpiffmixtapes app. #DeNiroSaidYouGottaLeaveIn30secondsflat #Heat perfect #music while I finish my nightcap w/ #stevencovey #7habitsofhighlyeffectivepeople #onanotherlevel #focus #cantpauseforanything #beastnut #missionstatement #successmindset #evolution #spauldingdrive

Man oh man!!! There are going to be a lot of #MiamiHeat Jerseys being used as charcoal on #BBQGrills during the next week. BwahahahahahaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #newsoftheday #lebronisgoinghome #clevelandcavaliers #bandwagonheatfans 😒 😒 😒 😒 crying and hopping off the wagon. #NBA

Man oh man!!! There are going to be a lot of #MiamiHeat Jerseys being used as charcoal on #BBQGrills during the next week. BwahahahahahaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #newsoftheday #lebronisgoinghome #clevelandcavaliers #bandwagonheatfans 😒 😒 😒 😒 crying and hopping off the wagon. #NBA

Real fighters desire to win while traversing this road called #Life, Real #Warriors strategically plan, while the wannabes just worry, & complain, about the Man. #Adapt & resolve.

Real fighters desire to win while traversing this road called #Life, Real #Warriors strategically plan, while the wannabes just worry, & complain, about the Man. #Adapt & resolve.

#SolarPowered #Donkeys #OnDeck. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ This is real folks. What’s crazy is that there is definitely a niche market for this. Whatever #trep thought this up? kudos to the ingenuity. πŸ‘Œ #plugandplaydonkey Bwahahahahahaha

#SolarPowered #Donkeys #OnDeck. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ This is real folks. What’s crazy is that there is definitely a niche market for this. Whatever #trep thought this up? kudos to the ingenuity. πŸ‘Œ #plugandplaydonkey Bwahahahahahaha

Llamame Loco si tu quieres… 
Agrègale con el apodo de “asshole,” si tu boca necessita el chisme que te sostengas. Al final de el Dia mi Camino es una, que aunque yo trompiezo, aunque cometo errores; nunca dejo de hechar pa lante. Tengo mi lista de reparaciones que hacer, y sigo… Pa lante. El Hombre escribe su legaciòn depues de triunfar… Depues de que todo alrededor quieran decir que uno esta vencido. Aunque tu digas que mi acciones y mi Cara es de Loco, yo nunca me quedo tumbao, porque por mi sueños, no son poco. Aunque no te guste mi manera, y quizas te ries de mi; al final de este capitulo, el Hombre Calvo vas a sobrevivir. Y si no te gusto que no escrebi esto muy bien, con mucho respeto, pal carajo contigo, que el mensaje esta muy bien. Salud. #100 #trep #beastnut #focus #Dominican #muse #quote  #inspirations #PauloCoehlo #sigueconeldedoapuntando que el espejo esta Ahí mismo. #dreamchaser

Llamame Loco si tu quieres…
AgrΓ¨gale con el apodo de “asshole,” si tu boca necessita el chisme que te sostengas. Al final de el Dia mi Camino es una, que aunque yo trompiezo, aunque cometo errores; nunca dejo de hechar pa lante. Tengo mi lista de reparaciones que hacer, y sigo… Pa lante. El Hombre escribe su legaciΓ²n depues de triunfar… Depues de que todo alrededor quieran decir que uno esta vencido. Aunque tu digas que mi acciones y mi Cara es de Loco, yo nunca me quedo tumbao, porque por mi sueΓ±os, no son poco. Aunque no te guste mi manera, y quizas te ries de mi; al final de este capitulo, el Hombre Calvo vas a sobrevivir. Y si no te gusto que no escrebi esto muy bien, con mucho respeto, pal carajo contigo, que el mensaje esta muy bien. Salud. #100 #trep #beastnut #focus #Dominican #muse #quote #inspirations #PauloCoehlo #sigueconeldedoapuntando que el espejo esta AhΓ­ mismo. #dreamchaser

On some Clark Kent #BaldMan ish. Focus on deck, enjoying the early evening breeze. #mindloaded #dontneedtosmilebutimhappy #alspaulding #BeastNut

On some Clark Kent #BaldMan ish. Focus on deck, enjoying the early evening breeze. #mindloaded #dontneedtosmilebutimhappy #alspaulding #BeastNut

#Chemistry in #life is funny like that. While there may be a time it’s undeniably the right mix, the compounds change, atoms & feelings evolve; & your left with something completely different. Can’t force it. Nor can you deny it. #realtalk afternoon #muse

#Chemistry in #life is funny like that. While there may be a time it’s undeniably the right mix, the compounds change, atoms & feelings evolve; & your left with something completely different. Can’t force it. Nor can you deny it. #realtalk afternoon #muse